Come on, Barbie, let's go party.

So I finally did the thing.

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kinds

thats where I was made

Hey Get Back Here

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

he works security

i got moves!

starting a collection

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:

ideal hangout i invite 2 talkative and funny friends over and listen to them talk to each other

notes are informing me that this is not neurotypical behavior